Who here holds the record for most amount of time elapsed since dragging a project home and it's still not done ?

I have both wing windows, the truck is a steel flat bed, but I do have a decent tailgate, cab floors have been patched.
I have a snow plow also.
Funny thing is, mine had a steel flat bed on it in 2001, but in 2007, I sourced a CA rust free and dent free bed from Mopar Nats in 2007. Which is why I started the disassembly