Fell out of the attic and broke my foot

Sorry man, looks painful. At least it was you and not your wife or someone else. My wife stepped onto the sheetrock TWICE in our attic and both times ended up in the emergency room with a broken bone. The staff made me leave the second time so they could ask her if she felt safe in her home! I swore I was going to paint a crime scene outline of her on the ceiling of the garage as a joke.