Stop in for a cup of coffee

I need to get some sort of edging along the front and side flower beds. The mulch keeps getting k kicked out into the lawn (the dog says she doesn't know anything about that).
PUT UP THE Razor wire like we dont do on our borders, and a 100 yards mine field. OOps I am sure I pissed some off some Guantanamo bay had that in the 80's! But I am adopted so I can say anything! Doubt anyone will pull my statue down.!