Use a table ban saw to hack off the 340 piston crown .

Simple entertainment. I come back once a week for a laugh.
Glad your not too serious, I am enjoying it also...so what if the cut don't turn out right. Check out the JE piston rejects got for this challenge...they sent me morethan I ordered(only3) . Got 7 instead...less than $10 a piston...if you see one you like, needing an extra, pm me an address and I will mail it to you for free, won't hack it.

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