Stop in for a cup of coffee

If you want real-time, crowd sourced traffic avoidance with the ability to text amongst other users, check out Waze. It's very clunky for long drives but it's freaking genius for commuting. It'll have you going down alleys and through back yards to save time.
Thanks but I can't. No smart phone!
I have a laptop and hotspot but doubt I can use it for Waze