Can’t win for losing

Tracking down the thieves and killing them, even if you DO use God's Caliber (45 acp, or 45-70) is against the law.
That being said, and since the leftists are legalizing animalism and probably necrophilia, I figure you'd be well within your rights if you caught them, greased them up and shoved them up a dead elephant's *** head first. You better hurry, there's only 3 more days left in June.

All humor aside, I hear you man, I revile theft and thieves. About 13 years back, some COCKGOBLINS tried to steal my motorcycle, it was too heavy for them to pick up and throw in their truck, so they just dropped it in the driveway and busted up the fairings. I hope they messed up their backs.