Driving drunk, big crash on HER way to HER wedding, arrested for DUI Geezus

If you don't want to be an asshole, if you don't want to get trashed, stop throwing asshole comments at other members. YOU started this. YOU and your bottle. YOU and your drugs, liquor, YOU
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ***-hole tonight

Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight

You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ***-hole tonight
And I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life

And I was talking to your mother, just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right"




Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ***-hole tonight