East coast road trip need tips

My advice is never travel the interstates, only 2 lane. So the country, talk to the locals. Learn to say yes mame to the ladies and damn right to the guys and yes sir to the older men. You can never say too many yaw'alls. Eat at the local cafes, find homegrown watermelon and cantelopes, boiled peanuts, bar b que and any place that does not understand Brunswick Stew, keep on truckin.

If anyone questions your accent, simply explain you were in a bad wreck with a severe head injury.