How the F do you get to the bell housing bolts?!

I sit on the inner fender and lean over the engine and get them out from the top. If the hood is removed, that helps but you should still fit in there even with the hood on. Just don't sit on the battery and don't sit on the washer jar because they always break. In fact I just remove the washer jar all the way before I get in there.

They are always the 9/16 wrench. As said before a 9/16 ratchet wrench helps