Broke my water pump bolt. Now what? (Update - broken bolt is out)

Boy, this guy has made a mountain out of a mole hill.
4 pages, and it's still going on.
Hard to believe.
The weld on a nut is a tried and true method.
Oh but, i don't own a welder, i can't get it to a shop.
There has got to be a mobile welder service guy, wherever this guy lives, and pay him his labor rate to come over to your house.
There used to be a Mopar guy, that was here in the Sacramento area, that had a mobile welding service.