Unpopular opinion. I'm so frustrated I hate car shows/cruises.

Once at a criuse i saw my wife standing next to the car yelling. We gad had a,walk around and on the way back i stopped few cars down to talk someone we knew. He says she's yelling. So i go see what's up. When i walk up i see there is a guy in my car eatting a Roast Beef Poor Boy dripping juice in the car. I told him to get out the car. And he says wait your turn i am looking at this one. Then says i allready told her wait her turn.....it went down hill fast.
i hope he "accidentally" fell down while trying to get out of the car. in fact, with all that a jus i could see him slipping and falling several times. it's just too bad his face took the brunt of it because his hands were on the sandwich....