I resisted as long as I could...

You are going to love it. It is my car of choice when I rent cars while traveling. Not sure what it weighs but man it is a smooth ride. And quite zippy given its girth and mass! It’s no scat pack but it is just super comfy. Well played Sir!
This is a Scat Pak. Just no wingy things, stripes, or cartoon animals on it. Much nicer for me in appearance. Also rarer than a Demon. I like subtle things, and this is as subtle of an ***-kicker as I could find. My grandfather would have loved this. He bought a new 300, almost yearly.