AIRBNB squatter

There is an older lady who lives across the street from me

I've told her a few times, if she's ready to sell, let me know

I had great plans for that lil house untill I set foot in it

Now my plans include an insurance policy that is up to date and a handyman who smokes
I’d be your guy but it’s a bit more of a drive to do for me willingly. ;)