I’m not much into dyno numbers.

Well if you tell a Dyno operator to make the numbers lie which isn't all that easy since most dynos have some set parameters for correction factors a dynos numbers are accurate as in what is printed off of the computer is what it actually has unless like you say "you can say your slant 6 has 550 HP" lol .
A Dyno is also not bench racing either it is a tuning tool to get every last bit out of an engine.
Dial in your air- fuel, dial in your timing, do testing, like figuring out what your engine likes for lash, everything you can test and get real data, compared to guessing or testing at the track where you might get 2 runs to see if a change made an improvement, I can't imagine buying a torque converter on a guess at $ 1000.00 or more. But if a engine like mine gets put in a **** car it still has what the dyno numbers say it's just in a **** car. It's not the dynos fault or lying
It's like guys who are hooked on flow bench numbers, put a head that flows 400cfm on some junk **** short block...it's not the heads fault or lying flow numbers.
I'm sure you already know all this though.
Well, It's not about telling the dyno operator to lie. That's not what I meant. What I mean is, one dyno can say one thing and another something completely different, so those numbers are really irrelevant. With dyno sheets, all you have are pieces of paper. It's sorta like when someone issues a protective order. As they say, "they aren't worth the paper they're written on". The dyno info is only half the picture. The drag strip is the other half. Without the drag strip, all you have is a piece of (expensive) paper.