Im convinced there is so much bullshit with these companies Right stuff is a joke

OK, @J.B., I totally understand your frustration. I have been there. I can guarantee you that you can solve this after you take a dr\eep breath and chill a bit. I HAVE been there. I got really pissed off over something that was not as advertised/expected, took a chill pill (usually forced on me by my lovely wife of 52 years, Karen) and then fixed it. I have found that when a company says, "Bolt On", it can mean anything from "It bolts right on exactly like a factory part with no tweaking" to "If you use the correct wrench, these parts should eventually bolt on. Some adjusting, cutting and bending may be required". Sloppy doesn't even come close to describing that mess. The way I see it, you have three options.
1. Call up Right Stuff and explain your situation. Be nice! Ask the guy what the deal is with those 'Crazy' brake lines. Ask him if he would be happy receiving that jumbled mess if he was expecting parts literally ready to bolt on. Tel them you expect them to make the brake lines the "Right Stuff".
2. Alter (bend) the lines to make them work. IF the end connections all thread properly into where they belong, this is a viable alternative. You WILL need a decent tube bender.
3. Make your own tubes from scratch. You WILL need a good tubing bender and a good and a good flaring tool. Eastwood sells a decent flaring tool. I have done it successively several times.