True Story From The Past

I remember several years ago a telemarketer called. She was talking about how lucrative raising alpacas was. So, I let her give her complete spill, giving the occasional positive response, while Kitty listened in. She knew something was coming. So at the end of her spill, she says, "Mr. Merritt, can I interest you in some alpacas, today?" I reponded "yes, I'm very interested, I just have a couple of questions." She said all excited, "Why sure, go right ahead!" I asked "First, how are they best cooked and secondly, what kind of sauce is best on them?" All the response I got was a "CLICK" and a dial tone. Kitty almost spit her drink out.