True Story From The Past

Somehow, my cell number (phone, not jail.... lol) has gotten related/attached to my brother's father-in-law's info/house. I get calls for his property every few months. Duct cleaning, roof, windows, sell the whole thing...you name it. I keep telling them Mr Goodman is not at this number. Or I tell them he died. I have also let them send the duct cleaners and roof inspectors out and have offered to sell them the house for 3x what it is worth.
Its really no harm to Mr Goodman, as he is in an assisted living place and nobody lives at the house.

But I know the drone roof inspector saw no issues. Also know the duct cleaners showed up, cuz I got a call saying I was supposed to be home. I apologized to the tech on behalf of his call center's inability to take me off their call list as requested and told him that maybe now they would leave me alone. He didn't skip a beat and asked if my house need his services. He was pretty cool about it, but no not from his company.