Funerals

How about a funny story?

My oldest brother is a retired USN Master Chief. He still has close friends from his years in the Navy. They pull practical jokes on each other whenever possible.

On his 75th birthday, he got a package from “The Neptune Society.” He thought it was something nautical… WRONG!
The Neptune Society (look it up) is a cremation planning service/business.

He got lots of phone calls and birthday cards the day after his birthday, asking him if he had planned his Neptune cruise. None of his friends have admitted to signing him up.