My "wife" and I went to Banderas Bay Puerto Vallarta on our 2nd to the last vacation 20 years ago. She is a cool chick and likes to fish so we sat through a time share for a free fishing excursion. Ouch did that suck! They put the prettiest high-pressure woman on at the end to really turn up the heat. (all the while I am thinking "who would sit through this crap to go fishing if they had enough money to buy a time share") It probably would have just been better to pay for the fishing...but...We got this really cool young Mexican fishing guide with a small charter, so it was just us two. We went out past the bay into the Pacific and wow the waves were wicked. But we saw schools of sea turtles once it turned calm and had dolphins alongside the boat jumping out of the water in unison. Little did I know they are quite crafty and follow the boats to steal your bait. Then the water turned gold in the midday sun and we were out far enough to bait up and troll. Well, the water wasn't gold from the midday sun...It was the sun reflecting off of the fins of a school of yellow finned tuna. Karrin hooked a 275 pounder and fought it till the end. I was hooked into some 12 ouncers and was enjoying watching her fight Moby Dick's son in her bikini while she was strapped in the chair. Unfortunately that was short lived as it took the guide and myself a couple of rounds to get that big bastard in the boat!
