True Story From The Past

I got a phone call once from a guy claiming to be with The US Homeland Security. He had a very Indian accent with broken English. Went something like this.
Hello this is Habeeb , I'm am with HLS and would like to ask you some questions.
Me - No your not. haha.
Habeeb- Yes I Am.
No you not !! HaHa ha.
YES I AM
NO YOUR NOT HAHA
He got pissed and hung up on me.