Just need to vent about US Bank.

Nah, I much prefer owing them the 0.01. I'm getting that 1000 fold in entertainment value lol.
Send them a check for $0.01

It will cost them 50 cents to cash and process it.

But then you're clear and free.

I checked the one of those sites that show money that the stat is holding for you

Sure enough I had one.

I filled out all the info and got my check in the mail.

3 cents!

I happily cashed the check and laughed my *** off!

Just had another idea...

Send them a check for $0.03.

Then request they send you a check for the over payment!