Short story from long ago

Dan the man said
I think that in person that you are a nice guy, full of knowledge. I'm trying to come across on things in a better more knowledgeable way and I realize that this is going to take me a while but I'm trying.

i'm actually three racoons in a trench coat.

in your quest, may i offer some advice? don't make broad, sweeping assumptions or proclaim your ideas as fact.

also here's some drag racing videos of an avanti:

those aren't slug numbers, but at the same time not exactly a world beater