Last one to post in this thread wins!

At my retirement party my boss said he couldn't understand why me being such a car guy I didn't drive a lot of them in the warehouse. Then I told him I was blind in one eye and his jaw almost hit the floor and said
'I would feel really bad if I damaged one"
He said he would never had known that and I was a great forklift driver. I said what you lose on one sense you gain with another. When putting a pallet on the top shelf there just happened to be a bracket on the mast that lined up with another one and I knew I was at the correct height to go in with the pallet. You learn to adapt