Last one to post in this thread wins!

So, sent out notices at work to tenants to let water lines drip to keep them from freezing. What am I doing today? Thawing out water lines at work that people didn't let drip.
Did you include pictures of how to turn the taps on with specific instructions , because most people are not that smart , and realy it’s not their fault ,it’s yours . Ok because certain things are lost in a text I’m being sarcastic. Dumb asses need to suffer without water for a couple days for not listening.