Wow. Have you noticed the HUGE amount of stuff for sale here lately?

Stalkers? You mean dudes that just randomly show up at your place???

Actually yea, that has happened a time or two.
Uhhh, that would be annoying being a guy and REALLY unnerving being a woman.
I always tell people to call or text when they are on the way over.
What if I'm watching TV in my underwear on the couch?

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