I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM

I used to have a coworker who would tell the same stupid joke each Christmas
He would always say all he got for Christmas was a piece of tail, and a pair of socks...and they were both to big

After a few years I got so sick of it, I decided to put and end to it

So, the next year, he said it again, and I was ready

"All I got was a piece of tail and a pair of socks" he said

So I replied "you know what? Just gice em to me because both your pecker and your feet are to small"

Never heard that stupid joke again