Last one to post in this thread wins!

Ahoey said
To the guy walking around naked

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Back in the mid '80's the President of the University of Minnesota (Ken Keller) had a program he called "Commitment to Focus".

At his level this may have sounded like a good idea, but as Students, we commonly referred to it as "Keller's Commitment to F___ Us".