Signs you're getting old for Classic Car Owners

When it's nice out, you have cool cars... and nowhere to go to, during the day. So ya stay home.
Ain't that the truth!!!
We live in a county that has one traffic light (so the schools kids don't have to manage a 4 way stop sign!). But it is highly populated compared to rural Missouri where I lived 37 years. I can't get in one of my old cars that some a**h*** ain't on MY *** since I don't need to cruise in one of my old cars 80 mph (in a 55 limit road). Driving old cars is supposed to be a pleasure NOT busting my *** to get nowhere.
There are days in get on the old car, and tell myself " maybe I should fix the turn signal,and the brake lights, and add the wiper motor...just in case I ever want to get an inspection and buy a current tag!"??????I do buy classic car insurance though!!!!!
Drive at night! Ha The new fangled halogens blind me........ bad!!!!!