Stop in for a cup of coffee

Redheads and I never get along.
Married to one! I like it, other than she is clearly bat poop crazy and goes zero to one hundred in the blink of an eye. Same token they get unmad as quickly as they get mad! Never have liked door mats. And those on here that know her, know she is anything but a door mat! Plus she is the only one crazy enough to put up with my daily nonsense! If she ain’t throwing a bird at me she don’t love me no more!