DOES YOUR NEIGHBOR ALWAYS WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING?

I borrowed a caulking gun from my neighbour once........3 months later, I needed it again so I called him and asked again. He told me that I hadn't returned it the last time I borrowed it. I felt like a total ****.....I looked high and low, finally I went to the store and bought 2....1 for him and one for me. When I went to his house to give it to him, there was the first one hanging on his peg board....Now he has two.