Last one to post in this thread wins!

If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to come back as as dog more specifically MY dog. He’s never tied up, has been known to go on a tour or two, gets feed, has a warm straw bale dog house to sleep in. Lays on the deck soaking up the sunshine. Bark and growl at strangers on the yard, chase the ball when I feel like it, chase squirrels, rabbits etc. sniff your buddy’s butt, get petted up by everyone. What more could a guy ask for, to quote a song, no phone, no pool, no pets I ain’t got no cigarettes. Opinions guys?
Haven't heard that song since I was a kid. Ringing in my ear now but a good song that I always liked.
Never thought of coming back to a new life of whatever but a Segal would be nice. Could **** on everyone and every car and no one would catch me. :lol: