Last one to post in this thread wins!

I just called 911 there's a big yellow ball above us.
Been miserable all day and now the sun decides to come out.
There was a horrific accident on the infamous 401 hwy just past our city.
Someone robbed the liquor store to the east of us and the asshole stole a U Haul van and headed to the hwy with police in pursuit. He started driving west in the eastbound lanes at a high rate of speed. Past our city and finally he caused a major accident and killed himself when he hit tractor head on but he also took out several other cars. One car had 2 grandparents and a young child and all were killed. There was a huge fireball when he hit the truck. The truck driver walked away basically unhurt. This guy drove about 15 miles on the wrong side of the hwy with two police cars chasing him.
I think instead of chasing him on the 401 stop the trafic and throw a spike belt across the road and then let the cops move in. Maybe nobody would have been killed. Wonder what he got away with 1000 bucks? Wasn't worth it!!!