everybody and their mom: ThErE's nO A-bOdY 8 & 3/4's!!!!111
presents stock a-body 8 3/4: meh. not interested. tOo MuCh MoNeY!!!!
then starts the: i'll find one in the junkyard. or the whole: back in '82 i traded Big Nose Bobby a 12'er of Schafer, two packs of camels and took his ugly sister on a date to DQ for one with a 3.91 suregrip that was blessed by King Richard Hisself!
