Center drag link, are they really $600? 1964 dart

everybody and their mom: ThErE's nO A-bOdY 8 & 3/4's!!!!111

presents stock a-body 8 3/4: meh. not interested. tOo MuCh MoNeY!!!!

then starts the: i'll find one in the junkyard. or the whole: back in '82 i traded Big Nose Bobby a 12'er of Schafer, two packs of camels and took his ugly sister on a date to DQ for one with a 3.91 suregrip that was blessed by King Richard Hisself!
But have you not heard the Good News? It's permanently 1981! Showroom-perfect low-miles Darts and Valiants can be picked up for $2,000, any parts you might need are in stock at any parts store or dealer, the wrecking yards are full of dirt-cheap used parts, and it's going to stay that way for everty-ever!