Solicitor repellant

Long time ago I was working nights and of course I had to sleep in the daytime. Of course the phone would ring or someone would be at the damned door almost every day. I was in the habit of sleeping naked, and one day I was awakened by a persistent knocking on the door. I grudgingly got up, threw on a bathrobe and stomped to the door. On the other side was a man in his 20s and a rather attractive woman, also in her 20s. I opened the door and was about to growl at them for waking me up when a gust of wind blows my bathrobe open. She looked down at my junk, instantly turned beet red, and nearly jumped off the top step. The man had a look of sheer shock and he too left without saying a word. To this day I have no idea what the hell they wanted, but I still get a chuckle when I think about it.

My wife absolutely HATES anyone coming to the door, she even gets pissed off when someone parks in front of our house. A couple winters back there was a car parked right at the edge of our front driveway, and it just happened to be snowing fairly heavy that day. She literally almost buried that car. We found out later that it belonged to a coworker of our next door neighbor and she had parked there to carpool with the neighbor. My wife said it took the two of them over 20 minutes to shovel out the car.