Doug's headers not fitting - frustration

I'm convinced there's something outta whack with those headers.
Trust me, I done bunchas.
I haven't seen anyone have so many issues with sooo many different things .
When a lot of things are "way outta wack" on known-to-fit-well headers, I look at two things: The engine placement and are the headers right (meaning wrong headers in box or wrong headers ordered).