It's 16 degrees below zero. What am I doing out here?

Time to hunker down. We can't spare any snow plows, but you're welcome for the Linemen from the Midwest. We hope you have a generator so that you can still spend your "stranded at home days" working in the garage on your pride and joy. Dress warm though, I'm guessing there is not a gas heater in a Southern Texas garage.
We have a generator, but my barn these days is a couple of large pines!! Just 2-4 inches of snow, no ice here. Only time op we were was off was a few hours at the start, a big limb knocked down a line somewhere no doubt! We have a fireplace engineered by a La. Coonass for sure. Wortkless except it did save our butts in "21. It was bad, more than 250 people actually froze to death in Tx.