Really weird ignition issue...

Yeah we all need you to swoop in and save the day. We're all too stupid, evidently.
It would seem that
you can't read; my offer was to the OP,
It would seem that
you guys can't explain chit, cuz here we are 75 posts now, and OP still has only a rudimentary understanding.
It would seem that
your one-liners are not getting it done.
Criminy, it's going on three days already.

I'll tell you guys something; NOT everybody is a smart as you guys are; and your one-liners are not transferring the knowledge of your intent.
Here's an idea;
If you give a hungry man a fish, you'll feed him for a day.
If you instead teach that man to fish, he'll feed himself.
Here's another idea;
Just maybe your posts are too short. Probably like your sex-life.
Yur in and out and asleep; and your wife is thinking WTH just happened.