Guess what I get to do.

OK, first, the fact that Holley makes those thread inserts tells mee that it is a known problem. So why not fix it.
Second, and you guys asked for this mentioning Chapstick:
A tough looking cowboy rode up to a saloon and tied up his horse. Before he walked into the bar, he lifted the horses tail and kissed it right on the butthole. When he walked into the saloon, the bartender said, "I couldn't help but notice that you kissed you horse right on the butt. Why do you do that?" The cowboy said, "Chapped lips." The bartender said, "Does that cure them?" The cowboy said, "No, but it makes you think twice before you lick your lips."