on todays episode of "im an idiot" ...

Which one? I have multiples.
I usually go with the one saying "It's time to have a beer"...
That’s what I used to tell my boys when we were out snowmobiling. Listen to that little voice in back of head he’ll keep you safe. And if you have to stop and scrape your pants out after you get around that corner maybe you should get off the throttle a bit.