Haggerty's dirty trick

For me, a long distance car show is about 300 miles round trip.
Mopar Nationals is it. It's about 125 up and another 125 back. I leave my Dart at the venue and drive my minivan around town.
My Duster might get 150 miles in a year on it. Most of that is driving to a cruise in a few times a year.
Right now, I have zero miles on both of them for the year. Neither have moved since I winterized and put them away.
You need to up your game.... Both of my cars put on close to a thousand miles a couple weeks ago... So far this year the red one has driven over 2K miles

Green & Red Challengers at the start are both mine... 350 miles each way plus the driving around in the LA area..