Torque = Driveability ? (Engine Masters LSA shootout)

*walks thru the doors and up to the bar*

barkeep, i'll have your finest sarsparilla!

*hears talk of tq per cid, sees dyno graphs, notices everybody is on their boo-sheet*

ya know what fella, you can hold on that cool one. here's two-bits for your trouble

*turns and walks right back out the door*