Stop in for a cup of coffee

Why don't we do it in the road. No one will be watching us. Why don't we do it in the road?
1983.... myself and 2 buddies attend the Three Stooges midnight marathon upstate.
We start driving back on I-95 in Andy's Renault Le Car.

We notice that there are no other cars on the interstate. Not a one... so we bang a "youey" and start North on the southbound side.

Then the decision is made to steal a highway sign... so pull over and get the toolbox out. Jim freaking knocks the socket set over and scatters sockets all over the highway. We're out there in the road scrambling to recover sockets rolling everywhere, laughing our asses off.

NO, not in the road