Stop in for a cup of coffee

I have to tell a funny story. Their Duroc boar was a monster. As big as my kitchen table and too big for most of the guilts he tried to breed. The did a lot of artificial insemination and had a collection dummy in the machine shed. Just a big log covered with blankets. The old boar would mount up and go to town and they would collect the semen in a jar.
One day Dad went to feed the old guy and he had broken out of his pen. They looked all over the farm for him and as Dad was walking past the shed he could hear the old boy oinking up a storm. He checked inside and he was on top of that collection dummy just screwing the heck out of it. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dad about pissed his pants laughing when he told that story.