Stop in for a cup of coffee

Fun things to do in rural Pennsylvania:
1. Hit a deer (and have it total your $800 car)
2. Hit a possum (that was already dead)
3. Get pulled over for going 3 miles over the speed limit.
4. Get stared at in a bar because you “ain’t from around here”
5. Get stared at in Walmart because you are from around here
6. Get bit by a tick and Google “Do I have Lyme disease” for 6 hours.
7. Pee on chewing tobacco in a urinal and wonder if it’s swimming back!
8. Curse at everything New Jersey related!
9. Watch your car rust faster than it depreciates!
10. Drive around the same pothole 400 times until PennDOT fills it with gravel
11. Hit another deer (because the first one told his friends)