12 Dad jokes

diymirage said
Hey ya go Dad, can I go out and play now ?

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good job, son, yes, you may. i do know that one now you have refreshed my memory. i'm old you know. 1. why do ducks have tail feathers? to cover their butt quacks. 2. why did nose not want to go to school? because he was tired of getting picked on.