12 Dad jokes

1. A 9 year old girl has vanished after using a revolutionary new cream which makes you look 10 years younger.
   
   I got my wife a new fridge, I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it!
   
   Everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
   
   I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot is made legal nationally, he’ll be rolling in his grave.

1. Ihave a chicken proof lawn…It’s impeccable.
   
   Humans are scared of hippos because they’re violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, that’s just being hippocritical.

Thanks for the jokes Brad!