Figured id share my garbage..

It was a 40/60 day. 40% of me wanted to but 60% of me didn’t want to push a mop
hey man, when i get out there to play figure it to be a 50/100 day

50% my junk holds together, 100% i'll be pushing the mop if it lets go.

i'll bring the refreshments, you guys will need to supply the comic relief.