I always figured my death with be more like... An obliteration, like in a bomb or something. Not some lame death like my wife finding out I died while getting a bj from my girlfriend.
But I could see my tombstone saying something like, "he forgot to put the little rubber thingy on the master cylinder pushrod. Nobody else got hurt. A-body 8 3/4 with 3.55 SG, unharmed, $850"