Last one to post in this thread wins!

Damn, it's so slow at work I could go fishing/drinking and I don't think anyone would notice. Took last Thursday off because there was nothing to do, starting to get a little bit concerned about how much longer I will have a job at this rate. I sure as hell don't want to be going looking for another job at 62 ffs.
That happened to me at 62 no work and not interested in looking for another job.